Hi there.
My name is Alex.

If my time as a resident of the Internet has taught me anything, it's that people love listicles.

And I think that before choosing to work with anyone, there are a few important things you should probably know about them before deciding to move forward.
For instance: me? I hate listicles.

Anyway, here's a listicle.
You won't believe number 7!
...just kidding. You totally will.